Menial Madness Arrives At Janitor Nation

Get out your brackets, your sawdust and your mops! Janitor Nation is pleased to bring you the first ever Janitor Nation Sanitation Showdown! The custodial engineers here at Central Boynton have long argued over who is the greatest clean-up artist of all time. We all have our favorites but we thought we would let you, our loyal readers, decide who is #1!

The rules are simple: sixteen of the greatest janitors in television and movie history compete head-to-head until there is only one man left standing! Every few days here at The Nation, we will introduce a head-to-head battle and provide the tale of the tape for both combatants. Then, you readers can vote to decide who will move on and who will fade into custodial obscurity! The winner will be crowned the undisputed Sage of Sanitation!

A few notes before the games begin:

-- After his weekly bender, we had Patty McScrubs pull the seeds out of a hat, so seedings are arbitrary at best.

-- The term janitor has been loosely applied here. Many are textbook janitors, while some combatants would be better described as guys responsible for fixing things and cleaning shit up.

-- Two of our entrants are janitorial tag teams. They will advance or be eliminated as a team.

Voting begins on our first match-up later this week! You can review all the match-ups in the bracket above (which are jotted down on an authentic Central Boynton High cafeteria napkin!!). Some of our readers have already begun their own Sanitation Showdown office pools! The Madness is here!!! The only place to watch the shit hit the fan is Janitor Nation!!!