Dean indicted in Anal Leak
The School Board has indicted the Dean of Student Relations over an apparent Anal Leak that has proved damaging to Jane Pipes. Miss Pipes has been a secret Janitor for years in the school cleaning up immediate vomits and fecal matter in places that are highly sensitive areas such as the cafateria and girls bathroom. Under her cover she was able to enter these areas without mockering and damage to her person. The Dean of Student Relations Mrs. Fairfats was angered at Miss Pipes former lover Janitor James who refused to work the school play. His claim, "that those fucking nerds do not present a danger to the theater since it's their beacon of hope not to get atomic wedges and do not need a janitor to waste his Saturdays off instead of the normal evening of hookers, alchohol, midgets and llamas." To get revenge on this refusal Mrs Fairfats covered sprayed anal juice all over the stage and under the seats to make sure that Janitor James would spend all weekend cleaning and have to spend every weekend of the school year in the theather watching what he calls, "the toothpick virgins sing and dance with the fairies". The real damage is now that Miss Pipes is loaded with ridiculed and has been constantly bombarded with food. She even had to go to the eye docter to removed some bear jism that was sprayed in her eye.