Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, For Janitors!

Hiding under the bleachers at a recent school dance, I learned about a pretty fun game. Some of the drama douchebags were trying to connect themselves through school plays and people they'd worked with in the past to a certain A-list Hollywood superstar known for his gut-wrenching performances in Academy Award winning movies, like Footloose.

You know who I'm talking about: Kevin Bacon.

The game goes something like this: Douchebag #1 was in a play at school and they were directed by their drama teacher, who worked with some fuck on a Tire Kingdom commercial in Miami, who was in Tremors with Kevin Bacon.

Pretty cool, huh?

So, I came in on Monday and played the game with some of the other janitors. I'm proud to say that I was the only one of us who successfully linked myself to Mr. Bacon. Here's how I did it:

I worked with Head Custodian Dave Nelson at Galaxy Elementary.

He worked with Cafeteria Lady Lisa Miller at Congress Middle School.

She worked with Janitor Matthew Brock at Shady Pines Elementary.

He worked with Guidance Counselor Bill McNeal at Eastern Palm Beach High School.

And finally, he worked at WNYX Radio with Custodian Kevin Bacon, shortly after he filmed The Air Up There.