Janitors Not Represented In Career Center

Why is there no literature on Custodial Services in our Career Center?

The late, great Dr. John Lee Custodian wrote several books on the subject, regarding the illustrious history of the world's second oldest profession, advancements since the turn of the 20th century, and his vision for the future.

None of that shit is there!

Can't we get a fucking pamphlet or something? How about a recruiting poster? Julius J. Caesar, even the Jehovah's Witnesses have a leaflet on the benefits of a career in their field.

Dr. Custodian said it best at a job fair in 2003: "If the message of life fulfilling glory in the Custodial Sciences continues to be suppressed, then brother, I don't know what we're going to do."

Shit, that's prolific.