Cafeteria Bitch Won't Hook Me Up

I thought it was called "Professional Courtesy." However, the stupid cafeteria bitch was apparently on a different wavelength because when I asked for another piece of pizza today she wanted to charge me full price. I wanted to compromise and pay nothing. She called over the assistant principal. I stabbed them both and ran. (I also grabbed the slice of pizza.) If you need me, I'll be in the mop closet for a few days.