CBBHS "Sweeps" Janitor Olympics
Hello fellow CBBHS Janitors, Faculty, and Students,
It's with great pride that I write to inform you of the ass whooping your Central Boynton Beach High School Janitorial Staff put on the District 6A High Schools this past weekend in the 37th Annual Janitor Olympics!
The team of Janitors Steve and Erik "mopped up" the competition in the Urinal Cake Change, Janitor Jim took home gold in the Trash Bag Collection, the Recycling Relay Team of Janitors Joey, Phil, Clint, and Derek took their opponents to the cleaners, and Janitor Dan sealed the complete sweep with a win in the Kitty Litter Vomit Cleanup.
"When Steve dropped that first urinal cake on the floor and it broke in half, I didn't think we were going to make it. You'd think they'd be easy to grasp, but when those fuckers get piss all over them, they're hard to hold. And I almost missed that cigarette in the urinal, which would have cost us some precious seconds, but luckily I caught it out of the corner of my eye," said Janitor Erik.
Be sure to watch Tuesday morning's announcements for highlights of the Olympics!
posted by Dan Dove @ 7:48 PM
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2 Comments:
the duck man's back... we held a little olympic fun at our ho school... the best event was the "log lay"... you and your jan man's try to lay the longest unbroken log in the middle of the girls bathroom floor... sure you gots to clean it up... but to hear the screams from those little hotties is well worth it... i hold the record ofcourse... 39.6 inches... smell it and weep gentlemen... the bars been set... just don't get caught. losing your peeper benefits sucks... your talking to one janitor one suspension away from getting canned for good... 39.6 gentlemen... 39.6...
You guys are CRAZY!!!
And for ME to call someone crazy... well, let's just say it's usually the other way around.
Thanks for the laugh,
Maybe I'll visit the school and look for your big dookies.
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