Principal Nixes Janitor's Bid to Become JV Cheerleading Coach
In an unprecedented move (if only because no janitor has ever applied for the job of JV Cheerleading coach) Tuesday, Principal Asshole denied an otherwise qualified candidate the opportunity to work closely with nubile adolescent girls. Yours truly submitted a complete, if not slightly embellished, and timely application to be the next JV Cheerleading coach. But did I get an interview? Did I even get the dignity of having one of my fake references called? No and no. Principal Sombitch muttered "Nice try," under his breath as he slipped and slid on my freshly mopped cafeteria floor on his way to break up a fight between two girls angry at each other because they wore the same color scrunchy that day. What a dick!
The real problem is, I had already told all my boys down at the Stop n' Go that I would be coaching up some young and yummy this 9-weeks. And now I got nothing. Well, I got crabs. So at least I've got that going for me.
posted by Janitor Joe @ 7:48 PM
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It's all politics. Don't let it get you down. It somewhat reminds me of the time I tried to get the local high school to put together a women's tickle-fighting team, and even offered my waterbed as practice facilities. I swear the administration was about to approve the idea, untill a couple of hysterics at the PTA got the fucking school board to step in with their bias against convicted sex-offenders.
The real tragedy is it's the kids who suffer.
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