The Janisexual Movement

As more men have grasped being a metrosexual and now regularly get manicures and get their hair cut at salons some men will have no part of it. Call it the Janisexual movement but the fine men in the toilets at Central Boynton Beach High School have their own methods. Take showering, men now shower more than ever with the rarest of men showering at least once a day. Paddy McScrubs claims he only showers once a month. "No need for it. A man should smell like a man with an odor of sweat urine and fecal matter". Unibrows are out in a metrosexual though with Janitor Joe's mighty forehead being split in two this group does not agree. The new man also knows his hair care products while Jim Naysium explains his trendy dew, "I just stock up on the green apple splatter juice, it keeps the hair down and looking good everytime". Trendy jeans and striped shirts are what men wear in the age of the business casual man unless you're one of thes fine warriors who wear jeans filled with holes and crap stains. "Got to air out the ass gas" Janitor Dan explains. This new metrosexual man goes home after a hard day and sips on a martini while the men of CBB HS go home and slam Paddy's homemade moonshine. "Man that shit will fuck you up so good on 25 cents you'll be shitting your pants for a week." Janitor Dan added and also explaining the crusty brown on the back of his pants. The new man is proud of being cultured reading the latest books on how they feel and the latest trends while only Janitor Joe even knows how to read. The only high society the Janitors have a need for are in Paddy's self plunging room.